12 Apr
Violence is never the answer
except when she leaves the kitchen
27 Mar
What’s funnier than a female comedian?
Everything.
16 Mar
A woman goes into a library and says, “I..”
The librarian interrupts and says, “Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen”
15 Mar
Why do most homes have a window above the kitchen sink?
It gives women a point of view.
14 Mar
We’re watching ‘Police Women’ on TLC
The only thing they should yell “FREEZE” at is the fridge
1 Mar
The kitchen staff really helps Bettina get the cooking done quicker.
I say staff, but really it’s just a big stick we use to beat her with.
17 Feb
Bettina was so sick this morning,
we had to carry her into the kitchen to make us breakfast.
16 Feb
Subway is similar to prostitution.
You pay other people to do Bettina’s job.
14 Feb
Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left”?
Because she is a woman, and has no rights.
6 Feb
“Women should remain at home, sit still, keep house and bear children” - Marin Luther
A wise, wise man. May we all learn from him. Amen.
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