Violence

12 Apr

Violence is never the answer

except when she leaves the kitchen

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Comedy

27 Mar

What’s funnier than a female comedian?

Everything.

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Get back to the kitchen

16 Mar

A woman goes into a library and says, “I..”

The librarian interrupts and says, “Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen”

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Windows

15 Mar

Why do most homes have a window above the kitchen sink?

It gives women a point of view.

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Police Women

14 Mar

We’re watching ‘Police Women’ on TLC

The only thing they should yell “FREEZE” at is the fridge

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Kitchen Staff

1 Mar

The kitchen staff really helps Bettina get the cooking done quicker.

I say staff, but really it’s just a big stick we use to beat her with.

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In Sickness and In Health

17 Feb

Bettina was so sick this morning,

we had to carry her into the kitchen to make us breakfast.

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Subway

16 Feb

Subway is similar to prostitution.

You pay other people to do Bettina’s job.

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Leftie

14 Feb

Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left”?

Because she is a woman, and has no rights.

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Inspiration: Martin Luther

6 Feb

“Women should remain at home, sit still, keep house and bear children”
- Marin Luther

A wise, wise man. May we all learn from him. Amen.


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